What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 02:09

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
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A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
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-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Moonraker
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”